The truth…It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution.
laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!
i trusted you
Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people
please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful
girl: dad i’m pregnant
dad: ha ha nice to meet u pregnant, i’m dad!!!
I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them